1) Have you seen this picture of you?
(If it's of me, I'm assuming I was there!)
2) Your penis wants you to take the little blue pill!
(Bwahahahahaha--Yeah, I'll fall for that one.)
(Is that like BFF?)
4) Beloved in Christ - I have 25 million US Dollars
(Good for you!)
5) Tired of not being able to perform in bed?
(Where did you put the camera?)
6) Last chance!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(I won't hold my breath on that one.)
7) We can't deliver your package!
(Probably because it's not for me.)
8) Invoice attached, please pay immediately.
(Talk to the guy with the 25 million)
9) What should we do next?
(Stop spamming me? That would be my first suggestion.)
10) Could you help me with this?
(Why, yes, I think I can. Let me put you on hold for a minute.)
Even with the new laws against spamming, I'm pretty sure we're never going to get rid of it. So, maybe I'll just continue to laugh occasionally.
