Tuesday, August 30, 2016

My Top 10 Spam messages for the day! Sometimes I just need a laugh.

I hate spam, but occasionally it makes me chuckle. The pics are my own little addition.

1)  Have you seen this picture of you?
(If it's of me, I'm assuming I was there!)

2) Your penis wants you to take the little blue pill!
(Bwahahahahaha--Yeah, I'll fall for that one.)

3) My dearest friend---
(Is that like BFF?)

4) Beloved in Christ - I have 25 million US Dollars
(Good for you!)

5) Tired of not being able to perform in bed?
(Where did you put the camera?)

6) Last chance!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(I won't hold my breath on that one.)

7) We can't deliver your package!
(Probably because it's not for me.)

8) Invoice attached, please pay immediately.
(Talk to the guy with the 25 million)

9) What should we do next?
(Stop spamming me? That would be my first suggestion.)

10) Could you help me with this?
(Why, yes, I think I can. Let me put you on hold for a minute.)

Even with the new laws against spamming, I'm pretty sure we're never going to get rid of it. So, maybe I'll just continue to laugh occasionally.

Wednesday, August 17, 2016

Three Great Books For $.99 and New Release!

For one week only, you can get a combined set of three books for $.99
Love legal thrillers? Check out Jenna James in Beyond A Reasonable Doubt.
Paranormal Mysterys - Catherine Mans is awesome in Bet you Can't Find Me
Psychological Thrillers - Jacody Ives in The Gifts

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It was my great pleasure to co-write an exciting new series with NYT best selling author, M. A. Comley.  Clever Deception is now available for pre-order on Amazon.